1. Obtain cat with dominance issues. Let it loose in the house.
Ignore the cries for help.
Ignore the cries for help.
2. Open umbrella indoors. Relax and accept your fate.
3. Paint a mural on your patio. Let cat watch.
4. Obtain Umbrella of Awesome and an adorable Asian.
Let nature take it's course.
Let nature take it's course.
5. Obtain Nerf guns for the coming zombie apocalypse.
Pose menacingly with said guns.
Pose menacingly with said guns.
6. Own retarded polydactyl cat.
7. Buy flashlight. Go ghost hunting in old buildings. Become tired.
8. Buy flashlight. Go ghost hunting in old buildings.
Become freaked out.
Become freaked out.
9. Befriend very tall and very skinny person.
Take secret pictures of them
Take secret pictures of them
10. Find old telephone box. Become excited.
Try making a call. Discover it is no longer functional
Try making a call. Discover it is no longer functional
11. Learn to draw. Develop a passion for it.
12. Have Strange dreams. Write the message on your shoes.
Find strange but visually pleasing items. Photograph.
Find strange but visually pleasing items. Photograph.
13. Make friends. Passive Aggressively squish their heads.
14. Dress up. Use a slow shutter speed.
15. Collect: cute shoes, lock and chain, rose, spiked collar.
Position your bad self against a white/blank surface. Photograph.
Have fun while editing.
Position your bad self against a white/blank surface. Photograph.
Have fun while editing.
16. Buy wings. Find a field. Be gorgeous.
17. Make friends. Force them to dress up and kill each other.
18. Find lovebirds. Wait for them to become mushy and cute.
19. Dress up nice. Be the coolest person around. Lose your patience. Dance.
20. Procure spoon. Make sure it is too big. Exclaim previous sentence
21. Procure two small pigeons. Dissect with love and care. Rearrange organs into human-ish shape.*
I had a lot of fun taking all the pictures, and picking out the ones that had not only the best body language, color, and shapes, but the best emotion and feel. I cheated a little and added effects and such to some pictures, but I justify that by say that it improved them.
(*A picture from an animal science lab, don't trip. It's human-ish. That counts, yeah?)Love, Melina Anne Pembor